Slot Machine Tips

It is a little bit difficult to promise my loyal readers that there are surefire slot machine tips that will help you win. Any tips, be it for blackjack, roulette, craps, baccarat, etc. are just that – tips. So nothing any of these tips claim will definitely help you win in any casino games. So the same thing goes for slot machine tips. Except slots tips are even more difficult to promise any positive outcomes since slots are such a random, luck-based game. But read up and take what you want from this page.

Slot Tips or Slot Myths and Urban Legends?

I am always very careful to claim that I know of any great slot machine tips simply because they don’t really exist. Instead, what you’ll find more often then not in online articles claiming to truly have slot machines tips are misnomers and misconceptions about slot machines that continue to make their way around the internet. So instead of continuing this viscous cycle, I am stating here and now that these are not slots tips, but rather ideas and myths that have been around basically since slot machine games began. Please remember that not one of these slot tips or ideas actually work. This is more just to get a laugh out of all of you (and yes, many hardcore casino slots fans actually do these):

1. You can trick the machine into paying out if you play with hot/cold coins

2. You should play for hours, and then you’ll win big (the machine OWES you)

3. Never sit when you play

4. Be sure to never play slots that have just paid out big for someone just before you

5. Don’t use a players card in land-based casinos (because the machine will know and you’ll win                             less)

6. If you play one coin a turn, you’ll win

7. It is possible to keep count of the reel sequences to be able to win the jackpot

8. It is advisable to only play in land-based casinos when they’re busy

Just Play Within Your Budget

I hope that these “slot machine tips” amused you. Not one so called slot machine tip here actually works (I need to state that again in case you didn’t read that above. The slots tips I will offer are these: play within your budget, and know when to quit. If you do this, you’ll always have fun! Trust me… Dad knows best!

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